Saturday, September 5, 2009

Finding a Husband 101

Rule number one: When on the lookout for a husband, do not, under any circumstances, enter any bar which has "Sport" anywhere in its name, or on a board near it for the matter. Especially not when your country is playing a Very Important International Rugby Match. Doing this could put you off the search, possibly permanently.

In fact, if you can help it, don't even walk past such places.

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